Based on a true story.

..but where did he come from, this fleck of spite in an abandoned paradise?

Women have gone unchecked for Millenia. Now it's our turn, boys.

Everyone is fond of owls

A different take on the events following Pico's School

Narwhals!!

The Imaginary Epilogue to Madness Inundation

It Takes a lot out of P-Bot to bring you those yearly Tank Trophies.

Do you have a waffle?

It's like TANKMEN but NEW.

The Tankmen are recruiting.

A son just doesn't appreciate a little fatherly advice.

SSBB main theme music

Steves been nabbed in enemy territory and it's up to Captain and his crew to save his ass.